_                ( Hey down there! Don't )
         /\\               ( you blockheads know )
         \ \\  \__/ \__/  / ( that these things )
          \ \\ (oo) (oo) /    ( CAN'T crash!! )
           \_\\/~~\_/~~\_
          _.-~===========~-._
         (___/_______________)
            /  \_______/
( What a bunch of nuts! )

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    .   _________     | ROSWELL|   __________   __________  '  |This was |
 .'     |50 years|  ' |HAPPENED|  |Secret UFO| | MAKE THE |  . |the crash|
        |of cover|    |________|  |Bodies!!! | |GOVERNMENT|    |__SITE!__|
        |__up!!__|        ||  " . |__________| |_REVEAL!!_|        ||
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